Milk.

I grew up on 2% milk. Every. Day. Of. My. Life.

I loved--and still love--milk. I loved my 2% milk.

Then I met HIM.

HIM. Who only drank SKIM milk. HIM. Who couldn't satiate his thirst  with anything except SKIM milk.

And I loved him. So being the sacrificial, submissive, loving person that I am. I converted to SKIM.

Because. I. Loved. Him.

Then? This week?

He came home with THIS?

THAT? is 1% milk. 2 GALLONS of 1% milk. When 5 YEARS ago?  I converted to--and learned to love--And need even--SKIM milk.

Why? Because they were out of skim and it was too INCONVENIENT to go to the other store?

Now? I have to feel the milk phlegm (sorry) that gets stuck in your throat with any milk OTHER than skim milk....Because. of. him.

This is outrageous. 

I know you understand. 

I know you "get" me.

Til the skim is restocked,

Crazy Milk Lady