Monday, June 28, 2010

Once Upon A Time

Once upon a time, there was a young, beautiful, healthily fit girl. She never procrastinated, always had her homework done BEFORE the day of class, never hid piles of laundry from house guests, and had beautiful gardens where everything thrived and NOTHING died...She was able to sway unwilling bank representatives with her sweet-as-molasses voice, had all of her dossier paperwork done within a week of receiving the packet,  was an exceptional cook and seamstress, and was always happy, especially on Mondays.

The End.

And folks? That's why they are called fairy tales.


Jen said...

u would be so boring if you were that girl. I'm glad you're YOU!

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