This FRIDAY morning?
This best-day-of-the-week morning?
I found a spider, who had created a home/web in the space between the arms of my hair straightener....
That is NOT cool.
1. Slam the sides of the straightener together and live forever with the knowledge that every time I straighten my hair, I am spreading spider guts everywhere.
2. Move the straightener away from said-spider with a heavy shoe handy and risk
it running for refuge into the piles of dirty clothes all over the bathroom floor er...having to clean its guts up....well, someday, anyways.
3. Crawl back into bed and pretend the whole thing was a terrible. terrible. dream.
See you all tomorrow.