Shopping for fabric for Cupcake's room today, a nice woman asked me what I was making:
Me: "Oh, I'm using this fabric (shows sample) as the main theme in my daughter's room...and looking for these designs (points to fabric) to coordinate"
Woman: "Well, the fabric is beautiful. How old is your daughter"
Me: "She's three"
Woman: "Perfect! She's gonna love it!"
Things I didn't mention:
1. I have never actually met my daughter.
2. She's halfway around the world in an orphanage right now.
3. Her room will probably be ready for her months before she sets foot on U.S. soil.